Dear Grumpy Horrible Boss,You suck as a lawyer. I don’t even know how you passed the bar. Just in case you didn’t know, you can’t fire me just because I have a part-time job working bachelor parties. What I do on the weekend is none of your business and not a part of my employment contract.As soon as I get my big break as an actress, I will be leaving your employ. I am literally counting down the days. You must be dreaming if you think I’m going to be working 6am-9pm for the next month just so you won’t report me to HR. Go ahead and report me.See if I care Mr. Wanna-be hotshot playboy lawyer. You’re not that hot and I do not want you.Also, stop emailing me at night with lists of to-do’s.Your not very well paid assistant,Lila HavershamLila,I hope you can count to infinity because that’s how many more days you’re going to be working for me. If your acting is as good as your dancing, you’re not going to be making it anytime soon.Five words of Don’t quit the day job.Your very well paid and handsome boss,Max SpectorP.S. A new phone will be arriving tonight so we can communicate via text and not email. Or if you’d rather, we can communicate from my bed. Or do you not remember our conversation from Saturday night?

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